i think i have herpe
just one?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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