I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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