My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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