I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
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