school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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