i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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