We're facebook friends in real life
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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