I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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