I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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