Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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