so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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