white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
