every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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