Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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