I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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