The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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