This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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