We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
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