So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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