No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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