the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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