I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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