yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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