She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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