Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Randomize
