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I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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