You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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