this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Did I show you my penis last night?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Randomize
