It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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