Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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