I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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