be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i just made my gag reflex go away.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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