have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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