How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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