youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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