this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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