When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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