he wants to bone in the snuggie
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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