Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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