Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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