Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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