Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
