I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Found your dick twin last night
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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