Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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