I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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