Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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