S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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