so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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