we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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