Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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