I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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