Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
i wish my penis had a tongue
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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