is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
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