There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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